Malachi Clark

Malachi Clark is an Amish apostle of Shrek and likes macaroni and cheese. He is the ultimate Chad. He is famous for assassinating Jeffrey Dahmer.

Malachi Clark is the CEO of Racism.

by AlbinoGoblinShark October 23, 2019

Malachi

An angel, he makes one of the best boyfriends he’s loving and caring and will do anything to make you happy he isn’t happy but he loves hugs

Malachi is great in bed

by Cheesybird July 18, 2021

Malachi

A 5'4 fruit basket who cant pay for his data plan.

girl 1: hey Malachi is so cute
girl 2: I saw him stealing from goodwill
girl 1: nvm-

by UrL0ver November 26, 2022

Malachi

He is awesome'

malachi is better than valkyrie

by gmjfghfg September 12, 2023

Malachi

An amazing person with blue eyes, dirty blonde hair, and average height. He knows how to make the people he loves feel special. He's also better than people named Zane.

Elijah" I fucking hate people named Malachi."

by sugmaballspls April 8, 2023

Malachi

A very tall handsome boy. Attends best football school in Trinidad and tobago. He also gets very annoying when hes comfortable around you. Has amazing friends and is very good at football.

I wonder if Australia does walk upsidedown? -Malachi

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Malachi

he can be rude sometimes he can be INSANELY SUS he flipped me and my friends off once if my friend wouldn’t have stopped me I woulda gave him a swirly TRAPPED ME IN A BATHROOM AND PRETEND HE WAS GONNA FUCK ME

boy- Malachi is so WERID BRO
Boy2- FACTS

by Wylian January 9, 2022