midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.

Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.

by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008

Luder

Irish slang for luderachan a familar yet negative term used to describe someone who is being very stupid or just a damn fool

Mary: So how do they get the boats indoors for indoor rowing?
Betsy: Ah Shut up you Luder!

by Without you February 6, 2007

Linder

a ravenous penis eating machine that will stop at nothing to put an erect male reproductive organ in his mouth even if it is his own.

Some Linder satisfied my grandfather last night.

I hate it when Linders try to pick me up on the way home from school.

fag penis eater crotch muncher

by the big fat crazy ud guy April 8, 2009

lunker

Though the original meaning is "Big fish", "Lunker" has been used in many circles when refering to "big Women", specifically those you may meet in a bar or night club.

"Did you hear that Joe banged that "lunker" from the bar last night....Ewwww"

by Jaeden Smith ,M. April 18, 2004

lueders

A wanna be tseytlin, like somone who will never be

person 1; im not a lueders im a tseytliN!

person 2; no your not... your a wanna be

by ben tseytlin February 12, 2008

launderette

Where you go when you gotta get some clothes washed/dried and you don't want anyone to know.

They got a bunch of coin-operating machines. These places aren't as common, but you can still find 'em if you search. Some of them let you dry your clothes for only 25¢ - at least the grimy looking launderette in my town does that.

I don't know what happened, but somehow I messed up my pants. I swear I don't know how that happened. Anyways... I'm headed over to the launderette - it'll be a waste of water and electricity to use all that energy on just my pants... but I just gotta do it.

by Adel7 December 30, 2007

lunderfuck

(n) - a moment of recognition when you see someone on pornhub that reminds you of your mother

I was having the time of my life lastnight when I had an extreme lunderfuck...

by halfincher April 9, 2014