someone who doesn't fit in, someone who fucks up, someone who is ok with being an outsider. losers are the coolest people to be around because they know that they aren't the coolest, or the hottest, but they're original and they may not love themselves, but they are the most honest people you'll ever know. just remember: once a loser, always a loser.
by 0eddiekaspbrak0 October 02, 2019
someone who cant win unless he uses abuses or undermines a persons life who has to work and succeed , in order to feel like hes a big shot. someone who victimizes others lives to look good and uses wingedmonkeys to do his work. somene who wont face reality or mistakes and correct them but undermin and cause others suffering and get others to affirm their actions to look good cheat lie and rat on others to look god. liar, cheater mole con artist pimp.
by asshole magnet January 22, 2019
The point in drunkenness where a person, ordinarily characterized as chill, chillax, or mellow, behaves in such a way as to be characterized as a retard, douche bag, or fucktard.
Homie, you should have seen Steven last night, that dude was losered! I've never seen so many girls' tits get spat on! Normally he's a chill guy.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
some one who spends their entire life n drugs and alcohol while caring too much about other people until they die at the age of 45 then will have everyone except their own parents mourn their death until 50 years later when science finds a way for humans to live another 1000 years and they aren't even around for it pretty sad
a passer by walks down the street who happens to just be enjoying the weather then a car zooms past and the driver shouts loser then they crash into a pole and die then the passer by shouts what a loser
by superiorbreed November 15, 2016
Ur mom: "Hey, what's the definition of loser?"
Hilary: "Donald Trump"
Ur mom: "HAHAHAAHAHAHA you're right!"
Hilary: "Donald Trump"
Ur mom: "HAHAHAAHAHAHA you're right!"
by nanobug02 March 14, 2016
by PubbyChanda February 21, 2017
someone or something that is not very good at much of anything, and try to make friends by styling their hair in odd ways
by dseay13 October 16, 2018