A person who roams their neighborhood grabbing other people's leaves, typically the 30 gallon paper bagged variety, for the purpose of making garden compost for the next growing season. This action is usually performed during night.
Jim is the town's leaf bandit, last year he managed to grab over 200 bags of leaves so he could make compost.
by chikken_nuggs October 21, 2018
Get the Leaf Banditmug. A bummer leaf is a leaf that in autumn when all the leaves from the trees attatches to another leaf in a bumming fashion. Also known as friendly foliage or kinkyleaves.
by martymoooooooooo November 24, 2010
Get the bummer leafmug. by teehee2K11 May 2, 2011
Get the leaf of sparrowmug. The diametric opposite of a leaf blower.
Person whose sole purpose is NOT to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
Leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.
Leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.
Person whose sole purpose is NOT to make their mess the problem of other people.
Derivation: Leaf blowers blow mess out of the property into streets and lawns of other people and don't remove the mess, but just relocate it.
Leaf blowers are the epitome of what is wrong with society.
Leaf suckers, in contrast, suck mess out of the property, streets and lawns and remove the mess, not just relocate it.
Leaf suckers are the epitome of what is right with society.
That leaf sucker next door is a marvellous chap. A credit to the neighbourhood. No messy leaves on HIS lawn.
by The Duke Of Umbrage December 18, 2017
Get the leaf suckermug. an awkwardly tall person (from the notion that one is so tall that their head is high enough to graze the leaves on a tree.)
by weave March 16, 2003
Get the leaf eatermug. "Dude, I woke up this morning with the biggest case of leaf grief. I need to stop hitting that double chamber so hard.."
by Pedroew August 19, 2008
Get the Leaf Griefmug. A term used to describe a type of user on Discord who generally has a Furret as their profile picture. They also tend to be offline most of the time, hence the "leaf," since it sounds like "leave." It's a terrible pun, but it is what it is.
<chat on discord>
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!
Person A: Hey, can you talk right now? I wanna talk about bacon.
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: I know you're there. Stop ghosting me!
Person B: *No response.*
Person A: Stop being such a leaf furret, bro!
by who could i be??? April 8, 2020
Get the leaf furretmug.