Joe: Hey dude, did you just bang that chick?
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....
Mike: Yeah! We had laser sex, it almost blinded me!
Joe: Oh....
by Kadzi October 30, 2013
Get the Laser Sexmug. by Mike the Tiger wants to be free! September 18, 2003
Get the Laser Lemonmug. A Phase Laser is a woman or babe that instantly turns a guy on to an extreme level. Phase lasers are somehwhat rare and should be observed at a distance so that no harm can come to the male observer. Like love at first sight, a phase laser is similar in that she will in no doubt attract all the male attention in a 500m radius. When her pure gorgeousness and beauty along with perfection present itself, you will know that she is a true phase laser.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.
WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
The term phase laser is derived from theoretical physics, in that a male will change what state(or phase) he is in when he catches a glimpse of phase laser.
WARNING do not over-dose on phase lasers, this can lead to extreme mental illness, and phase lasers should always be taken seriously. A flase phase laser (due to observing at a further than normal dustance) can cause blindness at close sight.
Tony! look away, she ain't no phase laser!
Look at that phase laser in that shop!
That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
Look at that phase laser in that shop!
That phase laser in the green hoodie is phasy.
by Minnesia April 30, 2011
Get the Phase Lasermug. An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.
by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015
Get the The Quad-Lasermug. J.T. Arpent: Blue Laser is really a much better team than Damage Inc, Demolition Kings, Benz-Ballers and definatly the Mighy Duck Shirts. And what a great name...
B. Jeansong: (to himself) I wish I was as clever and intelligent as those Berteaus.
Cabellero: Quack.
B. Jeansong: (to himself) I wish I was as clever and intelligent as those Berteaus.
Cabellero: Quack.
by dilbear July 27, 2004
Get the Blue Lasermug. Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"
by J. Deik June 22, 2008
Get the laser buttmug. adj. in the cool. used to describe a particular situation, sometimes used as a descriptor for individual people or objects.
by Noah J. October 5, 2006
Get the Laser Beamsmug.