Lum Pa Pa Lan

Phrase: lum pa pa lan /pah lun, pA lÃn/ Hk. the balls hitting the penis: pa hit + lan penis Also abbrev. to LPPL. vulg. Used to expr. that an act, a plan, etc., has backfired.

It is widely used in Malaysia.. especially among the Hokkien Dialect Community..

which means whatever you do.. you'll end up with the same or no results.. whatsoever..

richard: bro, seems like u always break up with ur gf and get back together and repeat the same thing all over again and ended up with same result.. this is what u call lum pa pa lan.

by mookie moo86 May 01, 2010

ozet gec lan pic

the internet meme that said when encountered a very long text and means ''summarize it you bastard''

x: (very very long text)
y: hey ozet gec lan pic

by ekinci June 20, 2010

ozet gec lan pic

a turkish internet meme that said when we encounter a VERY long text. it means ''summarize it you bastard''

x: (a very long text)
y: ozet gec lan pic

by Ozet Gecpic June 18, 2010

ni hao kai lan

The Dora rip off that confuses the kids by teaching them Chinese.

Ni Hao Kai Lan is more annoying than Dora the Explorer herself.

by HeavyMetalGuy360 November 23, 2015

Two-man LAN party

1. A gathering of two men and an MMO, FPS, RTS, etc.
2. An innuendo describing sexual activity between two men.

Want to come over for a two-man LAN party?" "Sure, I'll bring the condoms.

by Defic8r February 18, 2011

Lan-da-sack

A pathetic loser in real life that goes on urban dictionary to suck even harder.

shitbrick:
oh hey! hey! I'm a fucking loser in real life but sooooo popular here!vote me up my homiez!

normal person 1:
no shit asswipe. why dont you go suck some more Lan-da-sack.

normal person 2:
yea yea biznatch. suck my Landasack HO.

by HAHAHO August 24, 2008

K-Man I-Lan

A slang term for the Cayman Islands. The Cayman Islands is a british territory that has no natural fresh water resources, has 8 districts, primarily exports turtle products and manufactured consumer goods, and ethnic groups are mixed 40%, white 20%, black 20%, expatriates of various ethnic groups 20%.

Bill- "Johnny, why do all the bars close on midnight on Saturdays in the Cayman Islands?"

Johnny- "Because it's the K-MAN I-LAN"

Source: A.P., Cayman Islands

by A.P. January 26, 2006