D.T.M.L.

Adj. Deep Throat My Life~ nothing else can go wrong, it can't get any worse.

She asked me "How's your day going?";I replied " D.T.M.L."

by LEEO69 November 15, 2015

L.A.M.F

True. Johnny Thunders Rocks and L.A.M.F. is one of his great records. However, L.A.M.F. is not punk graffiti but gang graffiti. In New York City (johnny's home) the gang members would stray into other gangs territories where they would tag D.T.K. meaning "Down to Kill", a challenge to the gang who's turf it was. L.A.M.F. or "Like a Mutherfucker" would be added to accentuate or validate the existing tag.

Walter Lure D.T.K. L.A.M.F.

by Barnyard Billy August 29, 2006

F.M.L.H.I.T.A

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.

Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.

by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011

W.E.M.L

It stands for What Ever Major Loser and it is usually supported by hand gestures using 3 fingers placed above the forehead symbolizing the first letter of each word.

Dennis: I have some big news!!!! I'M GOING TO BE IN THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!
Bully(who's actually jealous of him): W.E.M.L(What Ever Major Loser) Dennis the Menace!!!

by whatawaste February 7, 2019

L.A.M.F.

New York City gang graffiti (like a mother fucker) affirming the previous statement.

the pigs suck, L.A.M.F. Cira 1966

by emc11235 September 7, 2006

Going L.A.M.

:Going L.A.M. - The opposite or in direct contradiction to "Going H.A.M."

:L.A.M. - Lame As a Muthaf%@#ah.

:Ones in ability to be more than lame. In fact, to be so lame one might just sing the Kanye West & Jay-Z song replacing the accronym H.A.M.
:Going L.A.M. - A person caught wearing a Sheep skin coat that gives the appeal as though they just woke up from a 25+ year coma.

Tray and Jai'nah met up at a the club one night, and decided after the club to have a little party of their own. After bringing Jai'nah to his apartment; She and Tray go into the bed room to have sex. Tray, to his own belief thought he was GOING H.A.M (Hard As a MuthaF%@#ah) in the bed, when in fact, according to Jai'nah was really Going L.A.M. (Lame As a MuthaF%@#ah).

by BROOKLYN JUICE March 5, 2011