Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.

Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!

by LOL404 June 14, 2011

knowledge adjacent

In business, being mistaken for knowing something when you've only heard enough to be dangerous.

Go talk to Sheila. She's the one running the department. I'm just knowledge adjacent.

by Captain Audacity October 13, 2008

Juicin' with knowledge

The aftermath of a study bender when you have hella information in your head. To have a substantial amount of knowledge after many hours of studying.

Yo did u see Joe? He's juicin' with knowledge right now!

by ashleenthebean November 3, 2021

No-shit-knowledge

knowledge that obvious to anyone with half a brain, often aggravating due to its repetition.

girlfriend *interrupting/just making a statement* : "drinking and getting behind the wheel is pretty stupid"
boyfriend *aggravated* "well, yeah... that's no-shit-knowledge..."

by grybenz July 13, 2018

Droppin Knowledge

What I do every day.

"Man he's a hardcore knowledge dropper. One would even go to say he's droppin knowledge."

by OY!@#@! January 21, 2009

Knowledge worker

Academically capable workforce e.g. employed in the media and technology business. Knowledge workers are usually given responsibility and they excel in self exploitation because of their learnt behaviour, strive and discipline.

Dublin is one of the major metastases where European knowledge workers work away their lives like maggots in the cancer of capitalism.

by Dietrich May 4, 2008