clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.

Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.

by Matt October 31, 2004

shizzle knocker

To pound (or to have sex) with someone in the anus area..

Yo dogg Kyle is a shizzle knocker, in fact that's the only way he likes his play.

by Squickdogg August 3, 2007

toot-knocker

A young child who breaks a 'rule' yet, because they are so adorable, huggable and "scrumptious", they manage to get off the hook with a simple reminder to "not do that again". Sound familiar????? :)

Joanna! You spilled the cereal all over the floor again! You little toot-knocker!!! Come to mama you precious pumpkin!

by 26.2 mile mom April 25, 2009

Hob Knocker

A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?

by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009

goobie knockers

The dopest kid in the squad.

Goobie knockers is the shit.

by Mattyice710 November 16, 2015

knocker-upper

A knocker-upper was someone whose sole purpose was to wake people up during a time when alarm clocks were expensive and not very reliable.

"M. Smith earned 6 pence a week as a knocker-upper using a pea shooter to shoot dried peas at the windows of sleeping workers in East London, 1930s"

by ethic. January 4, 2021

Clit Knocker

The swollen joint of the middle finger that collides with the clitors during digit pentration

The clit knocker can be used in both reciprocal motion as well as rotational, a very versatile tool.

by DukeEfan April 27, 2017