Kletzzo
Zack is a kletzzo man. He don't know which of his personalities stole your stuff but you can guarantee one of them did.
Kletzzo by Zacksgirlfriend March 16, 2025
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Marty: Who's that mack in a bastedo?
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
Rob: I dunno. What's he doing with that pig?
Marty: Oh shit, that's a kam klotz
Rob: that's sick.
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The Klutch
The "Klutch" is where a boy and a girl have sex with eachother and one ends up having feelings for the other, usually ends in heartache =/...hoes
Dude 1: What happened with you and that chick?
Dude 2: I went in head first and came out with feelings man.
Dude 1: Fuck..she got you in "The Klutch" man...hard not to fall for but you must refrain!!!
Dude 2: I went in head first and came out with feelings man.
Dude 1: Fuck..she got you in "The Klutch" man...hard not to fall for but you must refrain!!!
The Klutch by Herro69 December 12, 2010
Dutch Klotzner
A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"
Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..
"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..
"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..
"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..
"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
Dutch Klotzner by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015
The Sam Koutz Experience
When you treat a deserving female in such a way they decide to run up the stairs from the basement out the front door screaming and leaking all over the place
She looks like she needs the Sam Koutz Experience, but I don't have a basement available at the moment
The Sam Koutz Experience by RyansForeverMinnesota December 13, 2023