kansas city sparkler

When a woman cums on a man's penis during intercourse, and using the secretion as adhesive, glitter is put on the man's penis. This, giving the appearance of a sparkler
Dicks and Jane are very festive. Last night they made a Kansas City sparkler .
by Kansas boi April 15, 2017
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Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud
I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Kansas City Slugger

The sexual act of usuing a sledgehammer to to pop or push a males testicles back in to his stomach
Guy 1: Ohh baby I’m ready for the sex

Girl 1: You want me to call the John to preform theKansas City Slugger ?

Guy 1: Already called him told him 9:30
by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018
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Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.
Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.
by Smithsonian November 04, 2021
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The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.
Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.
by AK Daddy July 06, 2016
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Kansas City Casserole

A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋
Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole
by swagtootuff September 19, 2024
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Kansas City Cork Pop

When a girl is riding a man during sex and proceeds to spin in a circle while the mans dick is in her vagina. When the man ejaculates he throws the girl off of him like a cork is popped out of a bottle so he doesn’t get her pregnant
My girl and I wanted to try something different this time without getting too kinky so she pulled a Kansas City Cork Pop on me.
by KoolKale99 June 27, 2019
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