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Kale

Head count?”
“There is a kale”
by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020
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kale belton

The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
Girl: Who is that?
Girl 2: only the hottest guy you will ever meet, it's kale belton.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
mugGet the kale beltonmug.

Kale-bwangu

To agree or to give permission to someone
You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu
by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025
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Kale

A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you
Kale is a very loveable guy
by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023
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Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.
Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"
by Cabinator January 7, 2022
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Pull a kale

Pull a kale is or pulling a kale mostly used with online friends
Pull a kale is when you look for someone's general location with clues preferably with consent

Person: may I pull a kale
2person:yes we'll I live in Canada
Person: let me guess is it Saskatchewan
2person: yes

Person: is it Regina

2person: yes you are good at "pulling a kale"
by Pull a kale April 20, 2020
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