Kale

What a white person eats

I'm white, so i eat Kale.

by My pp is wet April 08, 2021

KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stop jerking off to john cena Kale

by gooberman24 December 29, 2024

Kale

A very hot sexy beast. Usually friendly and nice, and has a huge dick. He is very good in bed and all the females love him

Do you know Kale Crystlyn?

Yes, he fucked me real good

by Isabella Abanto November 22, 2021

Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024

Kale

Kale is a loud and happy person. Who does things around friends that would never cross his mind in front of his parents.

Kale (no lettuce name of person)
“Hey kale, look at the ball” kale-“haha”

by My name is sissy January 12, 2022

Kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

Be like kale kholin he's cool

by anonymous December 05, 2024

kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

be like kale kholin he's cool

by kalekholin November 24, 2021