Kieran is the sexiest guy and his penis is at least 4.7 feet he is so cool and sexy he has a body count of 48 yet he is a virgin and all 48 of those people were killed in an attack containing a lot of arson Kieran is about to face charges on the 19 November 2022. His dick will scare the judge away so he’ll be fine.
Girl 1: omfg is that Kieran he’s so hot and his dick is massive
Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.
by lol master69 December 28, 2021
Get the Kieranmug. by RealAvaMax September 3, 2022
Get the Kieran Smug. Kieran is a MANIPULATIVE, GASLIGHTING, PSYCHOPATH that will try and manipulate and gaslight you into thinking so
Random person: “Hey do you know who Kieran is?”
Me: “Yea, he’s a manipulative gaslighter don't talk to him”
Me: “Yea, he’s a manipulative gaslighter don't talk to him”
by Terrence Miller April 10, 2022
Get the Kieranmug. by kittykattt696969 February 20, 2018
Get the kieran pelleymug. Kieran is a low life prick with no friends, he once had a wank with vapour rub. He talks to like 15 lasses at a time and has no respect towards them. Can not play football to save his life.
by Kieran Walton May 11, 2016
Get the Kieran Waltonmug. Great hair, almost seems inspired, very verbal when it comes to screaming and games, awesome at longboarding, baby faced ;), wouldnt want to be in his sights if he has a gun
by Trolllolololololol March 2, 2017
Get the kieran mooremug. Kieran is brilliant but really, really, really, really, clueless not concerning academics. He says " I don't know" all the time. I think it was his first words. But he is nice and will always have your back. He is a really tall cello player! He is friendly and considerate and he is really scared to get hugged. He truly is a golden-hearted alien from the best planet the world. Thank you to all the Kierans.
Kieran is over there
by Cloud 24 June 23, 2023
Get the Kieranmug.