Jason

An insufferable midget

“That guys a total jason”

by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023

Jason

a term used for fat ugly and unattractive people, they tend to try to be funny but in reality they are stuck in 2017 doing outdated things to gain “Attention”

Logan: yo look at that jason

by daddypauldrake July 18, 2022

Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon

I have such a big jason!

by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019

Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021

Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.

Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.

by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

Jason doesn’t fuck with white ppl, even tho hes half white. He fucks every bitch and has a bigger dick than colt.

Girl: Omg is that a horse?
Other chick: nah thats just Jason.

by El jefe 69420 May 3, 2022