Joyces

Plural of joist is joists. Due to the similarity with the mostly girls' given name, some people dumb it down, by humour or perhaps ignorance, and say joyce/joyces.

What size steel joyces I need for my floors and ceilings? I'm using steel and masonry to build my house?

by Sir Carlton June 7, 2023

Joyced

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.

Can also be used as a homophobic slur.

EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.

EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.

by js6996 July 20, 2022

joyce

She’s a white person, who can be very mean. She can be an okay person at certain times but most she will hit you. I guess you can see she’s a good friend or wtv.

Joyce likes to beat her friends up for no reason.

by Joyce Mccue November 21, 2021

Joyce Wyness

insanely crazy art teacher that works at Westhill Academy in Scotland. She is a goofball and a crazy bitch who asks dumb questions. forward flash she is nuts af and her brain is dead like it doesn't work at all like how did she even gey a job as a teachrr

Studen: Ms. Wyness, can you help me with my work?
Ms Wyness: The toilet seat are out to your and dont forget to flush
Student:*sighs* Joyce Wyness really is a crazy ass bitch

by thatthot2002 June 4, 2018

Joyced

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:

1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.

1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!

by Picard75 July 22, 2022

Joyce

Always thinks she is very attractive and self obsessed but is actually behaves very inappropriate and annoying around guy she like. She falls in love very easily and confesses the minute she falls in love with "her" guy! Meeting her will be something you will regret because she likes to spread fake rumours about crushes just to entertain herself. Trust me, you will not want to meet her in your life since she will only cause you trouble. She is also very easy to cry.

Look, Joyce is crying again!

by ava_384 December 5, 2021

Joyce

Self proclaimed "GODESS" Joyce is a temper tantrum midget with the highest expectations to spite her own miserable life, however, she is definitely supportive and will always promise to be there for you.. Well an hour late.. Her diet consists of ice-cream , Lindt and did I mention ice-cream? A diabetic, depressed and somehow living human. Joyce is the most likely individual to die in a fire, due to her inability to replace the batteries in her fire alarm. Due to her inability to refuse anything ever, Joyce’s will often get roped into doing something they never wanted to do in the first place, but will end up being the life of the party anyway.

Person 1: Hey Joyce do you wanna go start a street fight in the middle of the city and commit multiple crimes with us? I promise it'll be fun
Joyce:

Person 2: Just say no. You can do it. Don't be roped into their stupid criminal activities.
Joyce: sure, I'm in.

by notatepeistan December 28, 2021