Always thinks she is very attractive and self obsessed but is actually behaves very inappropriate and annoying around guy she like. She falls in love very easily and confesses the minute she falls in love with "her" guy! Meeting her will be something you will regret because she likes to spread fake rumours about crushes just to entertain herself. Trust me, you will not want to meet her in your life since she will only cause you trouble. She is also very easy to cry.
by ava_384 December 5, 2021

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 22, 2022

To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 20, 2022

by Ronald Champ January 1, 2012

by Smithers777 July 26, 2022

Plural of joist is joists. Due to the similarity with the mostly girls' given name, some people dumb it down, by humour or perhaps ignorance, and say joyce/joyces.
What size steel joyces I need for my floors and ceilings? I'm using steel and masonry to build my house?
by Sir Carlton June 7, 2023

A very beautiful and amazing person. Has the biggest RBF in the world but you know her so well that you know shes secretly happy. She is very honest and oklahoma on her period. She is overall a really good person to have and you are a very lucky and W person if you have a Joyce as your girlfriend
by Mr. 6.5 July 2, 2024
