jk macbeth 

Shakespeare's finest comedy - Features an all star cast including SavageX, Mr. Howson, Mr. Spriggs, Sir Gerry and Dr. Hewitson.

Here's a quote from JK Macbeth:

"Ahhh! Bloomin' heck Banquo! This day's a bit foul and fair!"

jk macbeth by TGKF August 7, 2004

JK Rowling 

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

JK Rowling by SongGirl August 28, 2013

JK Foxing 

hottest girl in toychat holy shit shes so fucking hot OH GOD OH FUCK

Example:

Guy 1: Did you see JK Foxing?
Guy 2: ̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ Shes the best girl!1!1!
Guy 1: OMG YES i simp for jk foxing!!11

JK Foxing by the jk foxing simps November 30, 2020

JK-47 

When you intend to do harm with a statement or phrase, but play it off like you were kidding. Is not used when talking to the person emotional harm was done too.

(To the slut Martha) Hey martha. I hear you blow EVERYONE. Ahah JK.

(To Friend steve) Bro i just shot up martha with a JK-47.

Damn i bet that bitch feels like shit!

JK-47 by Kevin John McCormack March 13, 2008

jk all day 

when you are basically just kidding and dont really give a shit but you say it just so they think you mean it but you dont give afuck about it.

i slabed your fat ass inh the face, ohh jk all day bro!
Your ass was gorgouse jk all day bitch!

jk all day by jk all day June 11, 2011

jk don’t cry 

Clara lawyer’s trademark phrase when she doesn’t mean to be a bitch even though she is.

you guys are really dumb, jk don’t cry

jk don’t cry by thatgirlshouldbeme February 15, 2018

JK.Youngin 

The realist nigga of em all 🚫🧢

Being a real nigga, is being authentic and tru to yourself no matter what. Having your own mindset and goals. No pretending in this bitch.Being your own boss. That’s who JK.Youngin is.

JK.Youngin by Blockboygd September 24, 2020