Jesse

Jesse-also known as bear. The sexiest man alive. He is there for you when you need him, he gives the best hugs in the omniverse. He has thpurest heart that would bring smiles. He shows his love in many ways. Has an amazing voice that you could just feel the notes. He always gives the best advice, has the best hair. When he walks into a room everyone turns and smiles, loves the outdoors. Is the best person to be with at scary movies. Is a naturally talented actor. He loves the idea of a southern life. Loves the quote “thats what she said” has the biggest heart for everyone. Knows more than Miccah 10000%. Makes people fall in love. You cant go wrong with Jesses beady eyes. He is my bear and I love him so much so if you steal him from me i will cry.

James: why are you with Jesse
Bunny: easy, because he makes my heart happy he is my heart

by bunnybearr November 23, 2022

jess

ginger.

hey is that a jess, bet shes ginger

by alphamale456675 March 14, 2022

Jesse

Absolute alpha male. don’t try and pick a fight with this guy because he will absolutely rock you. This is the type of guy that will embarrass you in any sport you will ever play. Not only is this type of guy very intelligent, but also amazing looking and could easily steal your girl.

“Bro did you see Jesse destroy that guy in everything he has ever played.” “Yeah bro i saw it”

by Mr.GOAT.. November 24, 2021

Jesse

Has a dick I would die for.. and a heart so pure I have to marry him for it

Jesse could get it… as in get it I mean me.. forever

by Jesse lover November 23, 2021

Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty

Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more

by Soldierhero November 4, 2019

jessed

Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.

My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.

by WhistlerVegas2 December 20, 2008

A Jess

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.

That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?

by Abernathy April 29, 2008