her jurgen 

usually a teeneger that bandwaggons "damirs".

asks for rides but contributes no gas money. a jurgen always ows money to people and will forever be in dept.

driver-"hey Jurgen im low on gas"
her jurgen- sorry man i have no gas money

her jurgen by Antonthecreator September 19, 2011

Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

Jakob Jørgerenseren by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018

Jakob Jørgerenseren

A league semi pro, that was born in 1999, is above 169 cm and weights less than 50 kg of flesh and bone, no fat he a skinny boi. Has a Mexican gf that teaches toddlers to speak englando or some shit like that. In the league community he used to be a toxic yasuo/zed player that would blame everyone for being bad, but now he has changed his ways, and is playing chogath top or the infamous "Mads costplay" strategy, witch basically is picking garen top and running it down while screaming at the top of your lungs "MADS COSTPLAY".

Jens:Jakob Jørgerenseren you suck LOL!
Everts: Here Jakob Jørgerenseren a peace offering, plz no flame!

Jakob Jørgerenseren by Cartoon COON October 26, 2018

cheeky jurgen 

A Cheeky Jurgen is masturbating as you cross Europe

Did you hear John went for a cheeky Jurgen on his gap year

cheeky jurgen by WidnesLad July 2, 2021

cheeky jurgen 

Impersonating another person to unsuspecting passers by.
Also pretending to drink a shot but throwing behind your head at a passer by momentarily blinding them with cheap alcohol.

“Hey Barry I just cheeky jurgened that guy” “you threw a shit in his face?” “No I told him I was Jurgen Klopp” “you cheeky Jurgen!”

cheeky jurgen by DtBavs July 2, 2021

Dirty Jurgen 

A guy who likes big dick in his ass 24/7

Hey i did a dirty jurgen to someone they loved it

Dirty Jurgen by Anonymous218767765443 November 16, 2021

Julia Jorgenson 

Julia Jorgenson is a proud dutch ethnonationalist and soccer mum. 54 years young. Lingering clamydia but that dosnt stop her from having fun! She has an ongoing feud with Roselands Coles after she was viciously attacked by a rouge trolley in the parking lot. Her traumatic expereince with the self checkout machine has changed and hardnered her as a person after she was threstened in morse code to by 13 pineapples. she dosnt even like pineapples. Her dog Poochina (pronouched poo-china) was was crop-dustred by leanah and herocily saved by julia before her ineveitable culinary demise at eastwood shopping center. Julia loves her goop egg and prefers it unwashed and marinated in her essence. Julia experienced head trauma after the Roselands Coles doors refused to open for her on the bias that she was Dutch. Julia loves her vape and hates pronouns. Her icons include, Patrick, Woolworths shoping center, and Goob (also known as the prestegious Blowler Hat Guy). Shes a total crackhead and we cant take her anywhere. After her catastrophicly disturbing confrontation at Roselands Coles shes vouled so that all disadvantaged youths can have access to SPECIFICALLY left handed spatulars. she started a charity, so far they've raised 75 cents ,11 spatulars and a bowling coupon. Congradulations julia, we could all learn somthing from you, Live Laugh Lice.

jarvis: Did you see how Julia Jorgenson stood up to that trolley
Ciara: Yeah shes a war hiro! Lice
Des: im going to jiggle fart

Julia Jorgenson by Hhemogirl June 20, 2025