The act of jacking off to the point just before orgasm, then waking her up unexpectedly and cumming on her face when she least expects it. This is reserved for a disappointing evening where she flirts and promises bomb sex all night, then falls asleep leaving you with a case of blue balls.
Susie got me all hot and bothered the other night at the bar talking about her mad BJ skills but when we got home she fell asleep so I gave her the Grumpy Ivan in the morning.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2020
The most Russian person ever. Usually fights bears shirtless daily, drinks more vodka than water, worships one of these: Stalin, Lenin or Putin.
by fuckfacethepuré October 20, 2017
Ivan Krslovic is such a good dancer
by ivantheaussie_lover May 29, 2019
Boxer in Rocky IV played by Dolph Lundgren. Captain in the Red army from The Soviet Union, was the ametuer champion. Credited for killing Apollo Creed within 2 rounds. Used Steriods and high tech work out equipment. 6'3 223lbs {don't quote me on that}, Got the shit knocked out of him in a 15 round fight with Rocky Balboa, prolly got shot afterward for being such a disgrace to his country.
"you will lose"- Drago to Apollo before the match
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
"I cannot be defeated, I defeat all man, soon i defeat real champion, IF HE DIES, HE DIES"- After the match
"I must break you"- Before the match with rocky
by Schreiberdeutsch April 9, 2005
by Dragonpug1 April 23, 2018
A beauty from Russia, Provy is the absolute definition of what you want in a hockey player. Shipped here from Russia when he was only 14, he’s worked his way from the Scranton Knights all the way up to the greatest sports league in the world, the NHL. He is truly a work of art from the big man upstairs.
by Cahtah Haut August 28, 2020