When Jonny finally climbed above the second tier of branches and vines, he poked his head into the open, into the sun for the first time in days and squinted into the harsh light. A subtle breeze ruffled his beard, stirring the small birds that had taken nests inside. He saw no signs of civilization in any direction, and reached for a branch to steady himself as he felt faint suddenly, quickly losing hope for rescue or a chance run in with friendly natives. He regained his equilibrium and slid down the bark into a squatting position. Reaching into his pack he removed his pipe and tin, and sighed, knowing he was about to smoke himself out of pot. But the tin was empty already- he lost track of how much he'd smoked with the drunken orangutan the night before. He was truly Indiana Jones'n at this point, and threw the pipe in a childish outburst that made him angry all the more. He was losing composure...
by Jonny Zip September 2, 2007
Get the Indiana Jones'nmug. A small town in Southern Indiana known by the locals as Long Beach Chrisney (LBC). The LBC is filled with bad mother fuckers. These bad mother fuckers tend to drink copious amounts of Busch Light Beer. There have been reports of egregious whiskey drinking as well. Chrisney people are quite different from other breeds of humans. University studies have shown that Chrisney people have Adonis DNA and tiger blood flowing throughout their bodies. This accounts for their winning ways. Random urine tests have shown that Chrisney residents do indeed piss excellence among other things.
by Kraut Stain March 26, 2011
Get the Chrisney, Indianamug. Ignore the other two definitions. Fishers is a nice leafy suburb north east of Indianapolis. While Hamilton County GENERALLY is where the upper class live, MOST people are middle to upper middle class. Most teenagers work jobs to pay their phone bills, and car insurance like other kids, though some do drive their parents mustang to school. Ignorantly, many kids who live here believe it is rich. They need to go to the suburbs of Seattle, Chicago, or New York and see what rich actually is. The cops are bored and have nothing better to do than give speeding tickets (I'll let you say if its good or bad). Housing prices are reasonable, property taxes low, FANTASTIC schools (though I have heard HSE is more cut-throat). Its typical, stereotypical, American suburb. Great for Families. Just average people going to work. Typical.
Average Fishers, Indiana Dad: I go to work everyday and make an a decent salary to provide for my family.
Average Fishers, Indiana Mom: The schools are great, and this is a great place for a family.
Average Fishers, Indiana Mom: The schools are great, and this is a great place for a family.
by Aynonmous October 18, 2013
Get the Fishers, Indianamug. by friedricetastenice January 6, 2011
Get the Munster, Indianamug. The act of pulling out your partners anal beads and whipping them across the face Indiana Jones-style. May result in a mustache.
by Acapp July 9, 2014
Get the Indiana Sanchezmug. When receiving oral from a black girl/guy, pull out and cum on their face. You will see that, like Michael Jackson(from Indiana), they will go from black to white.
by MolesterStallone September 14, 2017
Get the Indiana MJmug. The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.
Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."
by Peterbuster September 5, 2013
Get the Indiana Blindermug.