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Tent Tethering

The act of taking your love interest into the woods and tethering yourself to them in a tent. Things may happen. They may not. But the point is is that you’re tethered. That’s all that matters.
"I plan on tent tethering my lady friend tonight. Wish me luck!"
by Cabinplay>cottagecore March 8, 2021
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Marde tent

by Lyaath September 29, 2021
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Tent Talk

When what is said is said with utmost confidence that it will not be shared. Coming from the idea that what is said in a two-man tent stays in a two-man tent.
Thomas: How serious is this?
Jess: This is some real tent talk
Thomas: Oh shit ok
by Wordy Boi October 12, 2017
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Akward Tent

When a guy gets happy at a very akward time (i.e school) and creates an "akward tent"
Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.

Dude: ugh......ok

Chick: What is that?

Dude: um, akward tent
by notamorningperson June 25, 2009
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tap the tent

(verb) masturbating at night, in a tent, while camping.
"Dude, after three days in the woods, you gotta know I that more than once, I'd tap the tent.
by boppa23 February 3, 2018
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carl in the tents

Puberty before the age of 10
That child is 7? Must be carl in the tents
by Pusssyslayer December 12, 2016
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