Ian

A guy who even as a kid had a 16 inch dick

Girl: Who are you a Ian

by CoolGuy_420 April 8, 2019

Ian

A common name originating from Scotland

The Scottish translation for the English counterpart John

"What was your fathers name?"
"His name was Ian"

by thezestyelf March 10, 2018

Ian

He is gay and really retarted. He doesn’t know how to talk and he smells like shit. He has a 1 centimeter dick and he is ugly

Ew it’s Ian

by Hey uI uj April 10, 2019

Ian

One stinky ass nigga. Doesn’t bother to bathe more than once a month. Has a fragrance that resembles that of rotten cheese. An Ian Davis is a breed of crustlord.

“Ian, get the fuck off of me! You smell like shit!”

by Sammmmmmy69 October 12, 2019

Ian

That one guy in the friend group who is into little kids

Friend: Yo Ian how old is your new gf
Ian: 12

by goosefucker June 2, 2020

Ian

Complete idiot. Searches up things on google that, are not true.

“That guy, is such a Ian!”

by Jocelyn. N 2006 May 16, 2019

Ian

Ians are men who feed on pizza at least twice a day, they only date women of the Lynn species. Personality wise resemble that of bojack horseman and Rick Sanchez if they happened to have an overly mentally stimatulated and sleep deprived son.

"My sister happens to be dating an Ian, they stay up for days eating pizza and drawing on our countertops."

by Nunow January 2, 2019