Humansplain

When you have to explain to someone how to be or not be, a shitty human.

I had to humansplain to my mother that Nazi's suck.

I had to humansplain to my co-worker that Keurig's are insanely wasteful and the coffee sucks.

by BURSTU June 8, 2018

No Humans Involved

A word used by police officers to confirm that the dead person was not murdered e.g. Killed by a animal

Officer: don't worry its only a NHI ( no humans involved )

by ricey2214 August 22, 2011

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.

by Sexydimma September 18, 2014

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021

humonsterous

Something that is very kewl or exciting

DAMN!,DOUBLE DAMN! those titties r humonsterous!
WORD?

by goonther July 19, 2005

humongrel

Another word for big. Can be used with something big, can also be used as a noun.

Adj. That is the most humongrel chick I have ever seen.
Noun. Look at humongrel over there trying to fit into that tiny bathing suit!

by mike93 November 25, 2007

humongonoid

The first generation result of inter-species mating between humans and noids. The offspring of which appear outwardly noid with the exception of their human stature. While there is currently very little known about the physiology of the pure species; the estimated height of an adult noid is 8 to ten inches (20 to 25 cm). And although few of the human-noid offspring have been studied; their average adult is approximated at 71 inches (180 centimeters) tall. The name Humongonoid results from the casual shortening of their scientific name Human Humongous Noid.

The all Humongonoid curling team will compete in this winter Olympics after overcoming great adversity due to discrimination against their kind.

by Berclay U. December 23, 2009