manty hose

Cyclist specific leg warmers

My manty hose bring all the girls to the yard.

by Dr. Codfish December 16, 2009

The Fire-Hose

When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.

My girl is still mad at me for doing The Fire-Hose last Saturday night.

by how to basic-bitch March 1, 2019

Kinking the hose

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Hose Beast

A promiscuous woman who tries to gain control of every penis in her geographic area.

"Me and all my friends have banged that nasty hose beast."

by SapphireXXN August 12, 2015

home in hose

Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.

Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.

Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.

Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.

She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.

by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008

siphon hose

a hose a mother fucker uses to steal gas out of your mother fuckin whip

that mother fucker Tyrone used a siphon hose and stole gas from my mother fuckin whip

by Bastard Belly June 26, 2008

hose machine

A man said to prey upon as many younger women as humanly able; a regular fuck machine.

Mick Jagger, most frat boys (TKE in particular), and Bill Clinton are al really great examples of a hose machine.

by cassius$ July 18, 2006