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by UltimateDoge May 04, 2021
Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.
Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.
Austin: He'll come around.
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.
Austin: He'll come around.
by RealBananas January 18, 2019
A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.
The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.
'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.
'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad
Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 February 09, 2018
Curb Hermits (noun) —
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
A subspecies of urban cryptid known for their sacred ritual of chain-smoking Marlboros on the same section of curb every day like it’s their personal throne of apathy.
These nicotine-powered philosophers emerge from unknown crevices at odd hours to contemplate life, loudly overshare trauma, and yell “you got a light?” at passing pigeons. Their natural enemies include: showers, employment, and any form of productive behavior.
Found primarily outside gas stations, 24-hour liquor stores, and anywhere weed smells like regret, Curb Hermits operate on a strict diet of American Spirits, Monster Energy, and unmedicated chaos.
Do not approach unless you’re offering a cigarette, gossip, or existential despair.
In the wild:
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
“Bro, don’t make eye contact with the Curb Hermits outside 7-Eleven. One of them asked me what year it was and then tried to sell me a dreamcatcher made of gum wrappers.”
by Heyitspatt May 30, 2025