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Hermit

A hermit may also be a male with a penis that is much shorter than their testicles when flaccid, representing the animal of the hermit crab.

The penis is suppose to represent a hermit crab hiding away in the shell, which is the testicles.

'Hermit', is used most commonly as an insult without factual evidence, mainly directed at friends as a joking insult, however could become quite personal if the person does own a hermit. The insult would usually be directed if the person does something stupid and would therefore be called a hermit, just like they could be called a idiot, however hermit is a lot worse, but shouldn't be taken seriously.
Mike, you're such a hermit lad

Did you hear, Lucy said Connor's penis is tiny after last night, it looks like a hermit!
by TheP071 May 5, 2018
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Hermit

Someone who's not in the mood to see anyone. They want to be alone, similar to a hermit in its shell.
Austin: Bro, you see Johnny lately?
Nick: Man, he's been a hermit lately forget it.

Austin: He'll come around.
by RealBananas January 17, 2019
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TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
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arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.
timmy quit being such a arse hermit .
by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016
mugGet the arse hermitmug.

hermitity

Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.
"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"
by SwoleStealer July 15, 2016
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