lego helmet

Very poor haircut resembling a helmet that a Lego figure would wear short at the front long at the back

Oi Blud who cuts your hair it's shit it's a Lego helmet

by Dayboi May 29, 2016

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Lord helmet

When a mans penis head is bigger than the shaft looking like a mushroom.

Jason pulled his pants down and revealed lord helmet, and it looked like a spinning top or jewish dradel.

by 885clinton springs August 30, 2017

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oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw

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by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020

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Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

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