Hedge

A trimmed bush. i.e. trimmed or groomed pubic hair.

"I met someone last night at the bar - and wow - did they have a lovely hedge!"

by TechnoHippie December 22, 2015

Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017

the hedge warbler.

an interesting sensation that you get when your at the zoo and there is an escaped animal in the toilet but you dont want to get bitten even though your nursting for a wee!

trust me man i want to, its just... i can't face the hedge warbler...

by i'm not June 3, 2007