Hayden

extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.

the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie

So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???

Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.

by crazyychickks January 1, 2011

Hayden

A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense

Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden

by Best Biatch March 19, 2017

Hayden

A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.

Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"

Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"

Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.

Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."

by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009

Hayden

The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.

Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?

by Kenyons September 30, 2016

Hayden

Hayden is a fuckboy who has many girlfriends over a 6 month period about 6. He is a try hard and thinks he’s big but isn’t, he changes his hair every month getting worse by the day and his insta game is insta gay, DO NOT BECOME FRIENDS WITH HAYDEN

Person 1: RUN ITS THAT FUCK BOY HAYDEN

by JOHNNNNNNNOOOOOO May 1, 2019

Hayden

Def 1 : Hayden is the name for when someone who is a total pussy/Fuck boi/asshole/ and or faggot.

Def 2 : A sex move used by furries where they shove their fake tails up the others butt.After a Hayden is used They Usually never have sex again

He is such a Hayden.
I dont date Haydens.

I can't believe he did a hayden on me last night!

by Not A Faggot400 September 24, 2017

Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.

"Hayden you dumbass"

by Russian hackerr i love vodka January 10, 2019