Hayden

extremely kinky guy. loves it rough. tries to make you his bitch. likes red eyes to match his red balls. wants to go skinny dipping in a public pool & see how long it would take to get caught. doesn't know what a firefly or artic blizzard is. likes to bound & gag people & use furry lime green handcuffs.

the only problem is that girls always seem to make him their bitch before he can make them his. Especially girls named Kristen & Stephanie

So he started asking for pics & wanted to bound & gag you?? His name is Hayden right???

Kristen: So i was texting Hayden the other day
Stephanie: you mean sexting? i bet he asked for pics again didn't he? he needs to earn those.

by crazyychickks January 1, 2011

Hayden

A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense

Omg look at that nerd. He must be a Hayden

by Best Biatch March 19, 2017

Hayden

A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.

Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"

Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"

Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.

Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."

by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009

Hayden

The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.

Did you see that guy do a Hayden to that other guy on Grindr?

by Kenyons September 30, 2016

Hayden

The one guy who secretly watches kids under 5 years old

Hayden: dude look at that kid over there i would tap that

You: dude that's weird she's under 5 she can barely walk
Hayden: that's even better she's too young to realize what's happening....

by Gucci_boy July 11, 2017

Hayden

A stupid dumb ass who has no clue what hes doing part from trying to act cool when he's not and crack jokes that are dead.

"Hayden you dumbass"

by Russian hackerr i love vodka January 10, 2019

Hayden

Often mistaken for a guys name, Hayden can also be a great girls name. Girl Hayden is sassy and classy, and her walk is more of models strut. She can stay up into the very early morning hours without getting tired. Her passion is musicals (Falsettos, Hamilton, you name it shes watched it.) and sipping any tea that she can hear about. Hayden is also a very considerate person. She never judges you no matter what your situation is. She is always willing to hear a rant or two and share one of her own. Haydens are very loving creatures and are always willing to talk.

Person 1: Dang who is that sassy strutter?
Person 2: Oh, probably a Hayden.

by StealUrManz August 12, 2018