hotel sex

1. Wild, dirty porno sex triggered by the anonymous, one-night-only, set-like quality of a hotel room. After sex, participants may also revel knowing that they made a mess that some random person will clean.

2. Doing it with reckless abandon.

Marty: "Who knew all these months of yoga would pay off last weekend at the Holiday Inn?! Blanche and I tried positions I didn't think were humanly possible!"

Sam: "Ooooh yeah, I love hotel sex! Sometimes after a dry spell, Sheila and I will rent a room at the Knotty Pines for a few hours to jumpstart things again."

by bellhop July 7, 2011

HIV Hotel

HIV Hotel is a term used to describe Czech Fantasy's mass gloryhole pornography series. This is due to the sheer amount of sexual activity between many people, resulting in the assumption of spreading STD's.

Our trip to Europe was amazing. Chris and I even got to visit the HIV Hotel!

by Crippled Man November 5, 2019

Penis Hotel

A description of certain orifices on human body that are explicitly used for sexual pleasure of one's penis.

Gary's mouth is a total Penis Hotel.

by Spookyspaghettiman May 4, 2022

hotel therapy

When a married couple can barely keep it together so they book a hotel every weekend to get away from their kid and just bang.

“They hired another babysitter”
“Yeah i heard there trying out hotel therapy”

by ilymilo November 3, 2019

Hotel Seelow

A house in the Call of Duty 5 multiplayer map "Seelow" that was used to hide in from enemy tanks. Many refugees would hide in it as well. But has since been destroyed and everyone in it was killed. No one has seen any of the original members of Hotel Seelow since.

Oh my god! There are way too many tanks! We have to take cover in Hotel Seelow!

by Hagrid's mother June 8, 2009

hotel pussy

when pussy (all genders) is just visiting your town, so you request an anonymous hook up - usually in the form of door open, ass up, face down.

a:got some hotel pussy pussy last night
b:did he wait ass up, face down?
a:damn right
b:fiitt

by nisimortale January 8, 2023

Meowtin's Hotel

Chapter 2 when if thAT DOESN T HAPPEN SOON
im gonna make my own version hahahahahahaha

Bro what the hell am I doing, I'm acting like a stupid 8 year old

Liam Jest: Chapter 69 plz
that guy who made meowtin's hotel: no

just play the game on Roblos it's short, LIKE MY CO-

by Liam jester. August 29, 2022