A person that introduces you to the casino and now you can't stop (because you're not a quitter).
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.
Often someone who's quite into gambling themselves and helps you do it too.
"Shamus took me to the casino and taught me how to play huff n more puff on the slot machines, he's my Gambling Guardian"
by Foxish June 24, 2024
Get the Gambling Guardianmug. It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
Get the mobile guardianmug. by Green Pill December 30, 2019
Get the Guardian Debt Reliefmug. A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.
Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.
by Polyglottted July 23, 2021
Get the Guardiansmug. A typical way to define someone who's really skinny that should definetly eat more.
Rarely used to describe a female
Rarely used to describe a female
by ZorgonGolla August 3, 2017
Get the Guardian Lionsmug. A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 10, 2025
Get the Comedy Guardian Warriormug. The Dungeon Guardian is a miniboss from Terraria made to prevent the players from acquiring powerful loot early on,the only way to encouter it is to go into the dungeon at 0 or lower depth only if skeletron is NOT killed on that world yet(The Dungeon Guardian has 9999hp normal mode and can instantly kill you)
Guy 1:Dont go into the dungeon yet or you will die by the dungeon guardian!
Guy 2: The what?
*Dungeon Guardian spawns*
Guy 2: OH FUCK
*Guy 2 dies to the Dungeon Guardian*
Guy 1:*faceplams*
Guy 2: The what?
*Dungeon Guardian spawns*
Guy 2: OH FUCK
*Guy 2 dies to the Dungeon Guardian*
Guy 1:*faceplams*
by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019
Get the Dungeon Guardianmug.