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What has been eaten by someone who is being particularly grumpy.
Well SOMEBODY had their grumpy granola this morning.
by raira November 18, 2010
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Ariola Granola

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Ariana Grande’s nickname 👍😌
Ermahgerd are you listening to Ariola Granola??
by buggetha fanpage November 27, 2020
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A term used to describe a woman who is too good for you or out of your league.
Bro 1: look at that chick over there, go buy her a drink, bro 2!
Bro 2: naw man she is yoga, yogurt and granola (YY&G). She wouldn't go for an alchoholic, video game playing fuckboy like me.
by Pecoreal October 16, 2019
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Gone Granola

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When a person has taken on the mannerisms, political viewpoints, and actions of a hippie/new age activist. Extremely liberal in their views, these people will claim to "fight the system" all the while just sitting around complaining.
John: Dude, Jim's been going to a lot of protest rallies this year.
Steve: Yeah, he's gone granola.

Larry: Anymore, when I talk to Bob he always complains about the "capitalist machine." What's up with that?
Ed: He's gone granola...
by CooperNRG November 29, 2011
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ariola granola

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ariola granola, aka ariana grande, aka the most beautiful and amazing person in the world shes so cute and sweet i love her so much hhh
by thiccqueenoli May 30, 2019
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Fresh granola is a phrase used to describe something that is awesome or is nice.
Bro that shirt is some fresh granola.
by Everyoneusesthisohrase101 April 11, 2019
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gash granola

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GASH GRANOLA

noun: The dried, crispy bits of genital gravy, toilet paper lint, and other suspicious crunchy stuff, which is stuck within the pubic--tangles of the bath-avoidant, nature--chick's over--grown gash.

"That nature--chick is cute. But you know she's got Gash Granola. "

" I was about to go down on a hippy--chick, but she was loaded with Gash Granola. "
"She doesn't shower very often, and when I stuck my hand in her underpants, they were full of gash granola. "
by PurpleTantrum August 18, 2021
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