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Gnomies

The best kind of friend because they know you are completely insane for believing in garden gnomes, but loves you anyway. Oh, and they believe too.
random person:What would you call the best people you now?
The answer:My Gnomies
by GnomeLover December 2, 2010
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gnome chumpsky

A nickname for someone who has something unfortunate happen to them. The unfortunate incident is usually embarrassing, and always relatively trivial. Example incidents: losing your queen in a game of chess, getting taken advantage of in some way, saying something stupid in front of a large group etc.
Person1: "I locked myself out of the house last name"

Person2: "Hah! Gnome Chumpsky. How'd you get back in?"
by saucemonkeys July 29, 2011
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Gomes

Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.
Gomez is Spanish, Gomes is Portuguese!
by masstransit September 10, 2013
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Earl the Chew Gnome

When you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is Earl the chew gnome who took it. Earl the Chew Gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. For some reason Earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. Pussy Pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as Earl does not toss pouches.
Beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
Beauty #1 - "ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins"
Beauty #2 - "yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy"
by casualskoal May 18, 2011
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underpants gnome

did you ever loose a pair of underpants? well those damn underpants gnomes come and steal them in order of world domination...of the underpants world.
Holy shit...ahhhhhh...there arter me again...shit...god...goddamn you underpants gnomes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by TwEEk18793&*%$$#! June 5, 2003
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GNOES

Deliberate misspelling for no. usually in all capitals.
Oh GNOES TEH GOATSE ATTACK!!!1
by glo December 11, 2003
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kitchen gnome

An adorable creature who rummages through the refrigerator, pantry and cabinets, looking for food to consume. Once satiated, it falls asleep.
by kknbb January 15, 2010
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