GAF

Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.

Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023

Hit me where I don’t gaf

It’s where you hit someone somewhere and they say Ahha, you hit me right where I don’t gaf or “give a fuck”

Hit me where I don’t gaf

by Darren Upchurch September 7, 2021

gaf

give a fucj

i wake up and start gafing

by ee1eye January 11, 2023

GAF

Acronym for "Grunge-As-Fuck"
Various items of clothing can be referred to as GAF. Some of these include Check shirts, Aviators, Chuck Taylor Hi-tops, and Wooly Beanies with Pom-poms hanging from the top, and two ears.
People that refer to themselves as GAF must be beaten unless they regularly wear 3 of these simultaneously.
Also popular with those of the GAF, is listening to the musical stylings of grunge bands such as Nirvana, doing a good ol' Hoedown, hunting Orc, and going for a fish.

*You see some dude walking past with aviators, chucks, a check shirt and a nirvana bumbag*
"Holey shit that's GAF"
you may only get away with saying "GAF-as-fuck" if you are severely intoxicated.

by Benjiman-Skullfuck January 13, 2009

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.

person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf

by berber16 May 7, 2018

GAF

Another word for Fag, except ovbiously it is reversed, can be used on anyone you take as Fag or Homosexual.

Hey That Emo Kid is a Meecrob Eating GAF

by Meecrob Slayer April 15, 2006

GAF

Gaf means "Gypsy As Fuck". In other words, it is when what status off as a horse trade, turns into a goat fuck, and then ends in a chicken chase.

MEANING THE DEAL IS TOAST.

Said like "Dude, this deal is GAF"

by Nicibunch April 23, 2019