Frosted

When a mate/friend organises to hang out or go training/gym with you but don't show. Usually to go have sex with someone they met on tinder or to get pissed or stoned.

"Got frosted by Marcus last night, he didn't show a the gym. Found out this morning he was on a tinder date"

by Jitzy January 28, 2019

Frosted Geisha

(verb) the act of ejaculating on an Asian woman's face and then proceeding to spread semen on face.

I gave my math tutor a Frosted Geisha last night.

by senpai1988 April 5, 2019

frosted tips

When a dude jizzes in a female's hair, creating the exotic illusion of frosted tips.

1. "Come here baby n let me give u sum frosted tips"
***ejaculates everywhere***

2. "omg gurl, awsum highlites u look like a total babe!"

"....oh, these are just frosted tips that some guy at the club gave me last night."

by mrrager69 January 20, 2013

Frosted Goblet

When a chick has a yeast infection, her snatch is called a "Frosted Goblet".

I was gonna bang Margaret, but she had a frosted goblet.

by Taggart May 27, 2005

frosted flake

someone who bails all the time and gives shitty/sketchy excuses to make up for their flakiness

Reginald: Hey Reg, wanna go for a movie later tonight??
Regina: Sorry Reg, my appendix just exploded.
Reginald: Oh ok, frosted flake. See ya later

Darius: Sammi was a total frosted flake last night. She told me we'd hang out but then said she needed to babysit her grandma.
Fred: Dawg what a dirty pirate whore. Hit up her little sister instead.

by evalakerfan July 1, 2011

montana frosties

STINKY BALLS! when you are on a sex bender and do not shower for days you will develop a bad case of the "montana frosties"

"after going out all night and then boning we woke up in the morning, went for a hike, boned again...and again- my boyfriend had a terrible case of the montana frosties!"
-no BJ for you

by montana frosty hater March 16, 2011

Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.

I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!

by Bankerlovely February 24, 2021