duck

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Duck

Chicken but better.

"Bro, look at that cute duck at the pond!"

by Cracktard July 26, 2021

Duck

It's a bird.

Dang it! Forgot to feed the duck!

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 October 28, 2018

Ducking

When a male (usually the owner of a jeep) sticks his testicles in the ass of another male without the penis. If he does so successfully, he is awarded with a rubber duck.

“You see all these ducks in my jeep? That’s from ducking. Now watch me drive my jeep over a cliff side.

by Zapruder_313 July 16, 2022

Duck

A duck is a duck not much more to explain.

Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*

by IMINMISERYLETMEBE September 4, 2022

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

Duck

Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.

Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?

by 🦆 The Duck King 🦆 September 11, 2022