Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

flabbergastation

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by aaahhchew July 11, 2024

Flabbergasm

When you’re so surprised, you have an orgasm. Usually used as a joke but you’ll never find out if it really is.

Woah! I just flabbergasmed so hard!!

by mattypatty7 June 13, 2024

Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.

My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.

by DoomAnus June 5, 2025

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019