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fecal monster

Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.
"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "
by JiF October 30, 2003
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fecal frosty

A popular frozen dessert enjoyed by many street workers too keep energy levels high while working on cold streets. Loaded with protein and carbs, its the number one way Hookers start their day.
Fuck Red Bull...gimme a fecal frosty!
by Chinwa February 22, 2007
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Fecal Cloud

According to Neil M. Ampel, MD in Journal Watch Infectious Diseases published online on May 19, 2010, a "Fecal Cloud" is what surrounds Clostridium Difficile (C-diff) infected patients in their hospital beds.

Scientists documented that 7 out of 10 C-diff patients had airborne C-diff bacteria or spores surrounding them which likely came from the patients own flatulence which dispersed them into the air.

Clostridium Difficile is pronounced several ways: Klos-tridium Dif fe sell or Dif fe seal.
Neil M. Ampel's observation where he names a "fecal cloud" arises from a published study by Emma Best, et al. in Clinical Infectious Diseases called "The potential for Airborne Dispersal of Clostridium Difficile for symptomatic patients " on June 1, 2010. Since C-diff spores and bacterium are passed out of the body in feces, Neil may have thought this was useful definition of the phenomenon.

This paper supports my theory that C-diff patients then can breathe back in their own C-diff spores and bacterium from their 'fecal cloud" thereby prolonging their disease and/or contributing to their death. Airborne C-diff directly leads to prolonged hospital epidemics and are a leading and quickly increasing cause of Hospital Acquired Infections (HAI).
by AirborneDiseaseGuru May 20, 2011
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Fecal Stimulation

The act of irritating the crap out of someone.
Damm, but Tracey is giving me some serious fecal stimulation.
by Willie Lube March 5, 2013
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fecal tornado

When you spray the toilet or entire bathroom with fecal spray.
After eating Taco Bell, I left a fecal tornado in the bathroom.
by fecal artist September 11, 2021
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fecal illusion

When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls

When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.
Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.
by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
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fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough
by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011
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