Exploding Cigar

Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.

Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.

by ArkySaw August 2, 2019

Exploding Tomcat

A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.

I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.

Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...

This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat

by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020

Exploding Kittens Nope Card

A card in Exploding Kittens used to get rid of a played card. Say this if someone uses an Uno Reverse Card on your insult, but be aware that they can say it back.

Bob: Ur mom gay
Bill: Uno Reverse Card
Bob: Exploding Kittens Nope Card

by R3Ked May 26, 2020

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Exploding chocolate popsicle

The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.

Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.

by Eston555855 December 16, 2020

exploding starfish

When one sits down to defecate and an uncontrolled sneeze or cough causes a sudden full force purge through one's butthole.

I was smoking on the toilet and coughed. It was the worst exploding starfish of my life. Totally blown out for a second.

by Half Time July 19, 2021

exploding taco

When a woman orgasms and all holes prolapse.

I gave her the good ol’ exploding taco

by Dragovitch July 27, 2024