Ethan

Kinda cute, but takes stuff too far. People think hes gay, but he really isn't. Always coming up with weird conspiracy theory's.

Now Ethan thinks pajamas are Illuminati? WTF?

by FlyyGuyyJR June 17, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the most annoying person on this earth but has nice hair

Hey is that an Ethan?

No why?

Cuz he is annoying but has nice hair.

by This_is_blank_from_school June 4, 2019

Ethan

Tough, strong, firm, and still comforting. Ethan is the funniest and sweetest guy you will ever meet. He can be hard to talk to sometimes, and very persuasive. Ethan is a great friend, but if you can get close, never let go. You will be more heartbroken than you could ever imagine. Ethan can be nerdy at times, but is cooler than most of the people you know. And he will always be there for you, taking things slow and respectful. Never let him go.

"Damn, you got an Ethan? Nice!"
"I have such bad luck with guys, I wish I could get an Ethan."

by Olivia Sheboe December 15, 2016

Ethan

He a fucking stoner with a bigger shlong then Jesus

Ethan is a fucking Chad

by Rebingus November 17, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is somebody you will fall in love will and miss your classes just bc his good looks he is a shy boi but he touches you a lot he has blonde hair and hot freckles that just make him stand out in your eyes as he will always say "that's what she said"

Hi my names Ethan

by Oofergang2222 November 4, 2018

Ethan

Eats balls..

Ethan eats balls

by Ball stretcher April 13, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very nice and caring person. Although he might seem tough, he's actually a softy. Many people might think he is intimating but once you get to know him he is really funny. Everyone would be lucky to have an Ethan in their life as he is always there to help you/support you.SO GO AND GET ONE NOW!

Go get Ethan now

by unknown school chicks March 16, 2018