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A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured
"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"
Ethan by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019
Someone who is really into hentai, they're bat sh*t insane and will always talk about how hard they are. Girls fear him, boys also probably fear him. He is Ethan.
P1: Oh god Ethan just walked past me!
P2: Ew, you should have a shower.
Ethan by MFG12346 January 25, 2020
Ethan eats balls
Ethan by Ball stretcher April 13, 2020
Ethan is one of the nicest and funniest people you will ever meet. He isn’t a big social media person but he will listen when you’ve got something to get off your chest, if you’re with an Ethan, never ever let him go.
Omg did you meet the new guy. He’s Ethan, he’s so funny and sweet.
Ethan by Rochel October 30, 2020
He a fucking stoner with a bigger shlong then Jesus
Ethan is a fucking Chad
Ethan by Rebingus November 17, 2020
ethan by cmaiala March 29, 2022