Ducks

Ducks are the meaning of life, and the best thing that ever happened to this earth.

I went to church today I worshipped Ducks

by DucksWillRule October 26, 2020

The duck

While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her

“Hey Marrisa, duck”
The duck includes a rock and sex

by Da duckus December 21, 2020

Duck

Duck means “d.umb u.gly c.ountry k.id”

Person 1 :Does 2+2=4 ?
Person 2 : Yea ya duck .

by pyteyessss October 11, 2019

Duck

Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.

Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?

by 🦆 The Duck King 🦆 September 11, 2022

duck

The autocorrect for "fuck" on iPhones

Person A: duck you
Person B: what?
Person B: fuck* sorry auto correct

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

Duck

A duck is a duck not much more to explain.

Person1: OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS A DUCK
*pets aggressively*

by IMINMISERYLETMEBE September 4, 2022

Duck

what you get when your phone autocorrects "fuck"

Get the duck out! *fuck

by lateisbait February 22, 2017