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Piss delay

That crippling feeling, you finish pissing, but you feel some still inside, and no matter how hard you try It doesn't come out
Tom: why did you take so long in the bathroom?
John: I got piss delay, sorry
by ff69 August 11, 2024
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Delayed spit

A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.
Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.
by JohnnyG561 October 7, 2017
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The MB Delay

When an email is sent and received, it sits in the inbox of the Customer Service Rep that it was sent directly to, unread for hours or sometimes days. Most email will never get responded to ever. Building up in the inbox, lost forever in the Outlook abyss. When the email is finally replied to, the situation has already long been resolved or a delayed task.

Please also see: mike+brown+task
"I sent an email last week to Rep@TechSupport.com and have not heard back"
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.
by TheOnlyICPrincess September 3, 2009
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DelaY so2

Most useless and most talentless player ever in Standoff 2 Asia. He's now a big fan of gacha game.
by DelaYwastaken November 17, 2021
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Delay Technique

What a guy conjures up in his head to stop from coming too soon.
I was with this smoke show last night, and one thing led to another, and we were having sex. Luckily, I've got a great delay technique - I just think about my sweaty gym teacher in high school. Adds at least another 5 minutes.
by Mr. Dyche March 27, 2025
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Delayed

SWF or Southwest florida BETA is basically a roblox game that hasn't been updated for over 3 months and people gone crazy about it
random 1: where is update swf didn't update for too long is it Delayed?
random 2: update in 3
random 1: 3 what? days or hours?
random 2: idk just 3
random 2: proceeds to tag @everyone
Sello1 : you gonna get used to it
by Sello1 April 22, 2022
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resolution delay

Only being able to fulfill a New Year's resolution 4~8 months into the year
I set a goal to get fit in January, but it turned into a resolution delay when I didn't stop cursing until August.
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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