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Dapper Noodle

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right
by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022
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dasher

A very fast person, usually associated with boys of Asian descent, who immediately runs as fast as possible from women after a night together.

"Dasher" can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with multiple girlfriends, but avoids (dashes away from) the truth.
Person 1: "You know that kid, Li? He's gone through like 50 girls but now he totally avoids all of them!"
Person 2: "What a fucking dasher."
Person 1: "He even says he's single right now even though he's always snapping girls pics of his junk!"
Person 2: "Ugh. Don't bother with dashers."
by socratesthemusician April 8, 2023
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Dapper Wolf

A slightly above averagely sexy furry
Hey man, you see that Dapper Wolf over there? Rawr…”
by Tobin52118 April 19, 2023
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dasher

a dasher is a person inside of the geometry dash community.
im a "dasher"! i beat bloodbath and acheron in the same day
by Noahdictionaryguy November 20, 2023
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dapper chapper

A word to describe a man who is well-dressed - especially if they are wearing a suit. Have you ever seen someone in public who is particularly well-dressed? You’d call them a dapper chapper.
Look at that man over there wearing a suit - he’s a dapper chapper!”
by elli_xoi March 3, 2024
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crapper-dapper

this word is bassically saying crap in a childish manner
"crapper-dapper mom I forget my book-bag!" "Son you better freakin' grow up"
by brandon K. April 25, 2006
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Bathroom Dasher

where a male friend said he need to use the toilet, but you find him using your bathroom to drop his kegs and slap his sausage silly desiding to change the colours of your bathroom walls a bit..

PS. Normally denied by the victim
Dennis-"hey jonnny i need to use your bathroom, gaging for a banging shit"

Jonny- "ok mate"

a few minutes later....

Jonny- " whats taking him so long and I need a fucking piss, better check on him"

Jonny walks upstairs and hears some weird slapping sound from the bathroom...

Jonny- "DENNIS you dirty bastard, you little bathroom dasher"

Dennis- " I wasn't I'm washing my hands"

Jonny- " More like your Ipod you dirty bastard my mum is in and my nana is over"
by FilthyFucker July 2, 2011
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