A sexual act between partners of 1 or more involving a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer.
A Danish Invasion can only be preformed with a a Viking Helmet with Horns, 2 Danish pastries and a adult Pig. The Pig does not partake in the actual act of sex, it is there strictly as an a observer. The Viking Helmet is to be worn by 1 of the participants, it does not matter which. The Danish pastries are to worn instead of condoms and the pig is set at an angle within the vicinity of the participants to observe Coidus taking place.
by Stormagedan October 26, 2013
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Whilst giving head the woman inserts her pinky into the mans asshole covering it with shit, she proceeds to remove her finger smearing all over the mans penis and her lips before proceeding to continue with the blowjob
Josh: Oh man I just had the kinkiest shit happen
Alec: why wtf happened
Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack
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Josh: some midget just tried the Danish Lipstick in me it was whack
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