Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022
mugGet the Drop a friend off at the poolmug.
/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
mugGet the drop the kids off at the poolmug.
Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.
Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2017
mugGet the drop it off the nearest cliffmug.

dropping off the kids

(Hyperbole) Comfortably filling the loo with a dump the size of a kid, or being in there long enough to have dropped the kids off. Unloading yourself.
Hurry up! What are you doing in there? Dropping off the kids?
by Chicken-fish August 21, 2009
mugGet the dropping off the kidsmug.

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