Dominican Republic

The most corrupt country LatinAmerican.

In its beginnings, the Dominican Republic was a country inhabited by people who were not afraid to give their lives for the country and protect them from the corrupt, but nowadays it is only an island full of corrupt politicians, Illiterates, superficial uncultured adolescents, people without Civic sense, etc ... It is also known to have the world record of "Major traffic accidents in a year", and to own the worst education system in Latin America. Without doubt, a country that not to be proud of today day. Nevertheless, if it were not for the prevailing delinquency in the country, it would be one of the best tourist destinations in the world, as it is the perfect example of a tropical paradise.

"A great place to visit, A Worse place to live, Welcome to the Dominican republic "

by Fry Chopin January 20, 2017

Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.

Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.

by Macdeez August 21, 2013

Dominican Hook

(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.

Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."

by MyronGaines September 28, 2014

dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.

After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.

by Masterbeaner October 7, 2016

Dominican flop

A rare modern hairstyle where the person's hair is short on the sides and long on the top. The hair on the top of the persons head is combed over to their desired side. Hair gel or other products may be used to get the desired "flop" to stay all day.

That large American's Dominican flop is blowing In the wind

by Send it January 6, 2017

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017

Dominican College of Tarlac

DCT
The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.

A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?

by Oldfagbayani May 7, 2018