an oral diaper is a personal hygiene item.
It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.
It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one
It's main purpose is to catch the shit as it falls from ones face hole, To avoid said word vomit from hitting the floor or your $400 dollar outfit and also protects the user and the people the user is talking shit too from contracting verbal gastro.
It's become painfully obvious that migzys should ALLWAYS be legally required to wear one
by NU77A November 7, 2017
Get the oral diapermug. A person that comes out of the womb potty trained. This person is usually so awesome that they give naked lap dances at parties. Although they came out with this amazing talent it also causes them to cum prematurely. So they often have bastard children running around, or even locked in cages.
-Do you know Michael Detweiler?
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.
-Diaper Virgin.
- Yeah his first born Quimby is at the Boulevard locked in a cage.
-Diaper Virgin.
by Pimp Master B June 2, 2011
Get the Diaper Virginmug. "Damn, if our cleaning lady keeps doing that I'll have to start wearing a cock diaper at work."
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"
"My date was so hot I came in my pants. I wish I had a cock diaper that night!"
by azz_ May 14, 2013
Get the cock diapermug. (Verb)
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."
(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"
"We're gonna have to redneck diaper this shit, or we'll be late."
(Noun)
"All I need is some coffee and a redneck diaper to last me a few hours"
by Nimbus May 27, 2016
Get the Redneck Diapermug. by John Perky May 13, 2005
Get the diaper lovermug. When one inserts an alcohol drenched tampon into their anus or vaginal cavity in order to induce prompt intoxication.
by Tichael Mapp January 7, 2011
Get the Drunk Diapermug. 1. adj. The color of a squeamish or uninitiated individual's face when he/she encounters the more objectionable contents that can sometimes be found in diapers.
I thought it was okay to change little Johnny's diaper in front of the other guests, but when Bob saw all that green baby poop his face went diaper pale and he left the room. Anyway, he'll learn to get over it if he and Jane ever decide to have a kid of their own.
by drolmaeye July 9, 2010
Get the Diaper Palemug.