Crunchy Sparkle

The practice of freezing peanut butter inside a condom to create a phallic object for pleasuring oneself.

Callum thought his Crunchy Sparkle was taking too long to freeze before his parents got home.

by EJean June 17, 2019

Crunchy Stripper

A stripper that’s crunchier than usual. Typically found in Las Vegas.

“Dude, those Vegas Strippers are crunchy strippers. Hella crunchy. We are better off with the ones in Atlantic City.”

by clhartostfeld March 1, 2021

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

crunchy papa

What a sugar daddy is when he wants some sugar.

My sugar daddy took my shopping but after he took off his clothes I realized he was a crunchy papa

by RavenSnowYo May 15, 2018

crunchy banana

When you spread peanut butter on your dick and you realize its extra crunchy.

Extra crunchy on my dick is always done “the good old fashion way” and is known as a crunchy banana.

by MikeHoncho504 March 5, 2022

Crunchy nut

When you nut while having a kidney stone

Bro I just had a crunchy nut and it hurt

by John nut September 26, 2019

Lucky Crunchy

So you crush some chips (usually Lay’s but it can be whatever). Then you put the chips in your partner’s asshole or pussy. You then eat the chips out of them while throat fucking her or him

I heard Harry and his girl totally had a radical lucky crunchy the other day!

by The_Dufe July 9, 2023