Canoe Feet

When somebody's shoes are that big, they resemble a pair of canoes.

That lad will have no trouble sailing down the manny with them canoe feet.

by Bushead March 31, 2015

Canoelessness

An absence or lack of canoes.

Now the water is just mocking me with its canoelessness!

by Universal Rhapsody October 18, 2015

canon polisher

When a person cleans other peoples dicks

Person 1: I really need a canon polisher
canon polisher: Say no more!

by FAT BOI XDDDDDDDDDD October 19, 2017

canocktail

Canadian cocktail

Friend: What do you want to drink?
Me: Let's try making Ceasers.
Friend: What's that?
Me: A Bloody Mary style Canocktail Katy Kat mentions in Letterkenny. I mean a Canadian Cocktail.

by SassiBass18 August 6, 2018

Canoo

Its what Damien says when he doesn't know how to spell canoe

also squidward tentacles said he was a burnt piece of celery

Damien: knock knock
Me: Whos there
Damien: Canoo
Squidward Tentacles: Canoo who?
Damien: Canoo go kill yourself
Squidward Tentacles: Thats not how you spell canoe you burnt piece of celery

by bigspeller21 August 8, 2018

Canoe Sock

1. Excessively large foreskin

2. Section of foreskin that remains covering tip of penis, either partially or completely (no show canoe sock), when fully erected.

His canoe sock catches a ton of lint.

by Srfnbtrfly May 14, 2020

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021